an *sshole who normally plays lax, won’t cut his hair until his “flow” is perfect length, sells pot, and vapes on the side. hair normally greasy, with bad acne, a 4-inch d*ck, and takes advantage of drunk girls at parties.
“oh sh*t, bro, your hair is longer than your d*ck!”
“bro, i’m such a flow god!”
- his nibs
mock t*tle (such as your majesty) used to refer to an authoritative, bossy or demanding person. it could be a grown up or a child acting like a spoiled brat. for a female you may use her nibs. “his nibs is demanding his coffee immediately” – when a boss decides that he has to send […]
the most special and beautiful person in the world. asghar is a kind and loving character whom you can talk to about anything and everything, you will never meet another like him. 1. asghar is so sweet!
- messed like mariah
when you f*ck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly mariah messed up during the 2016 new year’s rockin’ eve “performance” “d*mn! i f*cked up rilly badly, becky. i accidentally burned watermeloquandria’s weave, and now thotqueisha finna win the little miss chicago’s stripper pole princess pageant, and fried chickenice’s […]
in the fold where the scr*t*m meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, id, etc…). similar to a wallet/billfold the scr*t*m and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease. can i use your bathroom quick, i need to grab somethin’ outta my ballfold. d*mn, did […]