flowbot
a robotic vinyasa yoga flow cl-ss instructor. a seemingly uninspired yoga teacher who rattles off random, oftentimes clunky flow transitions, doesn’t provide color or background on the asanas, and doesn’t challenge the cl-ss in thoughtful ways.
kajuan is a real yoga teacher, not just some flowbot
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