Flower Girl


a homewrecking little self-centered, immature and selfish brat; oblivious to the damage inflicted on others by her bizzarre desire to hook up with a messed-up and broke (but admittedly handsome and fit) older married guy.
angry wife: how could you take up with that b–bless little tramp!?!?! you look ridiculous, a man in his late forties hanging around with her! she’s almost 20 years younger than you!! she practically could have been the d-mn flower girl at our wedding, you no good f-ckball!!!

guilty husband: yeah, i know…
1. a little girl who carries flowers at a wedding.

2. a girl who regularly inhales marijuana.
1. the flower girl carried flowers at the wedding.

2. yeah, lauren’s a flower girl.
female vice lord
aye man that flower girl beat that ckrab b-tch frm the quaters!!
a female virgen that a male is saying.
she’s a flower girl.

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