the technical name for when a woman starts her period without knowing and has to run at a toilet really fast.
jenny, amanda and jenny’s boyfriend aaron are at the club.
jenny:*runs to bathroom like she’s legit compet*tion for usain bolt*
amanda: where’s jenny off to in such a hurry?
aaron: sh*t, i think she’s got flowrush.
- sh*t risk
the likelihood that the receiving partner in *n*l s*x will defecate onto the penetrating partner. “i don’t know dude, she had taco bell, the sh*t risk is pretty high.”
- wank camel
when you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water. person 1: “i haven’t m*st*rb*t*d in ages.” person 2: “whoa dude, you’re such a w*nk camel.”
an ugly *ss f*ck, the world’s most heaviest being and is commonly explained to people as having an equivalent weight to 4 whales. person 1 : oii, what’s that in the sea? person 2 : that’s a hugge whale, but nothing beats a shomali
gay russian high school drum major man, he’s such a patrili