flowtastrophe


a lax bro that doesn’t have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.
peter: bro, did you see dans haircut?
josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
peter: ya man.

peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

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