Floydada


a very bunk, one horse town in west texas where absolutely nothing goes on. everyone knows everything about you. making the drag and dirt road parties are the main source of entertainment for teenager’s. it is the pumpkin capital of the world.the mascot is a green whirlwind and there is only one stop light in the whole town.
yeah, i grew up in floydada.” “oh my god, i am so sorry.

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