flu cousin
when you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already f-cked her and you both have her aids.
guy one:dude,i can’t believe she used us like that,and now i have aids from her.
guy two:bro i got aids from her too!
guy one:holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
guy two:man let’s go somewhere to eat,my treat.
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