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flubanism

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  noun (chiefly american slang): c-nn-l-ng-s performed until the female experiences -rg-sm; often meant to include -n-lingus performed simultaneously. after the prom stacy demanded a square meal in the back of the limo, and gary was happy to provide it.

• fluff your jesus

  it is when you pick up your jesus pillow and shake it and squeeze it in order to fluff it up. you: wow, this jesus pillow is pretty flat. maybe i should fluff it up. me: yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus. when you have a statue of jesus and you use a dustbuster on […]

• Flume Shot

  the forceful insertion of b-tt s-x, thus causing your -ss to run like a log flume ride man, he went to prison and got a flume shot, now his -ss is like a flume ride.

• ssavanna

  a girl who enjoys eating a lot of food but never gets fat. she’s a one in a billion friend. she’s a fabulous -ss kicking ninja. incredibly cayuute. boy: who’s that amazing girl? guy: oh, that’s ssavannah

• OAB

  short for overly attached boyfriend. a gender swapped version of a meme called “overly attached girlfriend (oag).” a man who hovers, clings, and obsessively stalks his romantic interest into submission. boy: where were you?! i’d appreciate if you were more vigilant about charging your phone. i haven’t talked to you in 3.25 hours. girl: relax, […]

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