Flubby


someone who is a combination of chubby and fat; quite a large body, and an obnoxiously chubby face; will almost always have a poor att-tude and grating laugh, which will set the undoubtedly multiple chins into motion
“wtf, who took a dump all over my bed?”
“ah, your flubby roommate.”

the flubbies came to visit last week, and ate all my food.

dude, stop eating that. you’re being totally flubular.

(noun)
oxymoronic portmanteau word for a half-erect p-n-s (“flaccid chubby”). often occurs during periods of s-xual arousal following excessive alcohol consumption.
she was totally down to hump, but my drunk -ss could only muster up a flubby.
combining flabby and chubby.
the new generation term for fat.
“i seriously have to go on a diet.i’m getting flubby.”
the fat rolls that hang off of your body disgustingly and excessively.
marina on the show “my naked secret” has disgusting flubbies.
(adjective) a salacious being. someone or something that exerts a power of attraction. enticing, s-xy.
d-mn, just look at that flubby body…
-drool-
verb. receiving f-ll-t– while having a bowel movement.

etymology: black water cafe, 1991.
it doesn’t take a fat man to get a flubby after dinner.

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