fluck

fluck means f-ck, and it’s the exact same word as it, too. if you aren’t allowed to say ‘f-ck’ and you don’t have another fabulous word for it, you can say ‘fluck’ without getting in trouble.
“well, fluck you. you don’t have to be flucking rude, you motherflucker.”
1.(n) a lucky f-ck.
2. (v) the act of recieving a lucky f-ck.
3. flucker (adj) a hot woman/ hot man who flucks ugly people.
1. – hot drunk girl: wanna f-ck?
ugly guy: fluck yes -nose starts to bleed-
2. – ugly guy: this hot girl came up to me last night and said “do you wanna fluck coz i know you dont get a lot” so i said yes and we flucked the night away.
3. – gem: omg lana is such a sl-t! she roots anything that moves! even if they’re fugly.
layla: i know right, saucy little flucker.
origin: the ancient russian word “fluck” originated in the early 420’s ad, during the phillepe dynasty. the duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, king phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous russian compound. he began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as “flucking”, the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks f-ck together in an open area.

(v.) flucking – when a flock of wild ducks f-ck.
(n.) fluck – the sight of flucking.
(v.) flucked – when you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) flucker – a living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that partic-p-tes in flucks willingly.
“whoaaa braaahh did you see all of that flucking going on at the pond earlier?”

“f-ck. that f-cking flock of flucking ducks needs to f-cking fly the f-ck away and find another f-cking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. fluck me i hate flucks. those fluckers.”

“i was flucked yesterday… still picking feathers out of my -ss.”
a subst-tute for f-ck, similar to fruck. you can sometimes get away with it, but sometimes people will say you said f-ck anyway, even if you didn’t.
1. say “oh for fluck’s sake” in an irish accent and try and say that’s not funny. i dare you!
the fine line between flirting and f-ck-buddies; not in a serious realtionship, however making out is acceptable. anywhere between first and second base; different from friends with benefits because they couple involved may or may not act like friends in public; to fluck, flucking, fluckers;
“so i heard haley and devin were f-cking each other, are they friends with benefits or what?”

“nah, they’re just fluck-buddies”
a synonym for b-tch or p-ssy. a term commonly used around the metro area of indiana to refer to someone as a b-tch-n-gg- or f-ck-n-gg-. or to refer to their behavior as b-tch-like.
doobie is acting fluck today.

he is a fluck–ss n-gg-.
a kinky act of clucking while f-cking.
bob: dude! did you just see ashley? i totally would fluck her right now.
joe: thats some kinky sh-t man.
a combination of the word “flying” and “f-ck.”
“do you care about him?”
“i don’t give a fluck about him”

“did anyone study for the test?”
“i don’t think anyone gave a fluck”

“she talked sh-t about you last night”
“i don’t give a fluck”

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