flucked up
f-cked up luck. when things get f-cked up only as the result of bad luck, and not due to anything within your control.
“if that b-st-rd of a dog had crossed the road 5 seconds later, i would have been fine. now i’ve got nasty whiplash and my car is a write-off. i’m telling you, it’s totally flucked up.”
f-cked up on something other than alcohol.
over heard at a rave:
“hey, i’m really fluckedup.”
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