Fluke Fund
a discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any s-xual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, ky jelly, p-rnographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prost-tutes, etc. this type of fund is inspired by the law students of georgetown university, but could be used quite effectively at any inst-tution of higher learning. however, the fund can’t be used to buy alcohol since fluke funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. s-xual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.
“say, dude. i’m seeing c-ssandra tonight.”
“man, she’s a dirty sk-nk! you need rubbers?”
“nah. i got cash in my fluke fund.”
“well, pray they don’t break. your d-ck will fall off if they do.”
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