flumkin


(n) – when one receives a bl-wj-b while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin
guy one(douchebag): dude i had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, i’m so cool.

guy two: did you get a flumkin?

douchebag: no…

guy two: then f-ck off.
the act while taking a sh-t on a boat and reciving a bl-w j-b
man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

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