Flumpit


a flumpit is a dynamic mechanism to improve the efficiency of a system or process.
1) the ordering system has been greatly improved by using several flumpits. 2) the system was programmed using several dynamic flumpits
the hybrid of a flute and trumpet, know either as a flumpit or trumpute.

not to be mistaken with the flumpet, a hybrid of the trumpet and flugelhorn
musician a: “hey, is that a flumpit?”
musician b: “no, it’s a flumpet.”

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