flumple-dump


a person who’s existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that’s as ridiculous as their presence on earth.
mr. brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

hey sergeant lombard, you’re a flumple-dump.

Read Also:

  • Flurpenderp

    another word for “f-ck you” commonly used as a subst-tute for the people who are sissys that don’t want to cuss. cow 1: i ate your mom cow 2: flurpenderp!!

  • Flutter Nutter

    the act of taking peanut b-tter and smearing it in your partner’s -ss during s-xual intercourse. the proceeding to -n-l your partner until you c-m in their -ss. making it look like the delicious snack called a nutter flutter or flutter nutter. b-tt cheeks= buns, peanut b-tter = peanut b-tter, and the c-m = the […]

  • paper phone

    1. a place to hide your weed ex: hey jason, you can put your weed in there man!

  • Sporting KC

    the best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. we hate the chicago fire, the seattle sounders, dc united, and any other mls teams. person 1: “man, i wish the sounders were as good as sporting kc.” person 2: “yeah, that will never happen.”

  • Maylor

    the secret s-xual relationship between queen guitarist brian may and drummer roger taylor. but it’s not much of a secret. some dude, “roger and brian are awfully close together.” some chick, “yes, they’re showing their maylor love.”


Disclaimer: flumple-dump definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.