Flurpe


a cold sore (herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (flu).
john: holy cr-p! look at the size of that herpe on your lip!

larry: its a cold sore! i have the flu, d-ck!

john: oh, your right thats no herpe! its a flurpe!

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