flush and dump
differing from a sh-t and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to t-rd insecurity.
the action involves expelling a t-rd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.
this is done to mask a noisy t-rd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly t-rd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.
since it was his first time at her house, andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in martha’s bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.
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