flushinator
one of those d-mn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. there’s a little “eye” in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn’t know how the little lever works. (who are the people who don’t flush???) unfortunately, the “eye” often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one’s posterior with toilet water. yuck.
coworker 1: i hate the flushinator.
coworker 2: yeah, tell me about it. the one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
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