flusterbate
when a girl gets you so frustrated you need to m-st-rb-t-.
man, that girl virgo got me so fl-sterbated.
fl-sterbation is when one is walked in on (particularly by authority figures such as one’s parents) during the act of masturbation.
“i wanted to jack off but my dad was in the other room, and i was afraid of fl-sterbating.”
“yeah, it would suck to fl-sterbate.”
to become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load
i had to fl-sterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty
upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.
“dude, whenever i try to actually accomplish anything around the house i start messing things up and fl-sterbate myself…”
to hatef-ck yourself – the more painful the better – instead of lube use salt or chalk
tyrone biggins fl-sterbates 6-10 times a day.
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