Flute Blower
a green earthy hippie type. can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. smells strongly of patchouli oil. the male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. the females tend to have m-ssive amounts of hair everywhere else. both versions smell like sh-t.
the guy on the show american inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (flute blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. his life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around san francisco.
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