fly report
the kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. the more voluminous the better.
(based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
joe tard (manager): jack, i need your report… it’s absolutely critical that i have it for the management meeting.
jack jobless (staff member): joe, it’s about how many flies landed on my desk! it’s just a d-mned fly report.
joe tard: i don’t care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
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