Flying Blind Burrito


the act of:

first -j-c-l-t-ng on a girl’s (or guy’s if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
weird guy: dude! i like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

dude: what the cr-p is a flying blind burrito anyway?

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