Flying Condor
this can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. after c-mming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. they will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.
flying condor: shamed by feathers.
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