Flying Crotchmen


s-x move; where the male s-xual organ flys through the air, then later hovers above the woman counter part. after done so the weiner jolts into the womans v-g-n-l cavity and squirts his manlyhood and purple liquids into her wee wee hole, after doing so the correct way to finish is a slap in the face by the male weiner (the smurf) while doing so he says ” you like that don’t you b-tch…”
the woman then proceeds to yelp “give it to me baby, i want your c-ck in my wee wee hole!”
flying crotchmen = life.

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