flying monkeys


in popular psycology, a flying monkey is someone who does the narcissist’s bidding to inflict additional torment to the narcissist’s victim.

it might consists of spying on the victim, spreading gossip, threatening, painting the narcissist as the victim and their target as the perpetrator.

despite this, the narcissist does not hesitate to make flying monkeys their scapegoats when and if needed.
the narcissist might send siblings as flying monkeys to badger the adult child back.
a frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of wizard of oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. crack/weed/mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. one of the scariest things ever, right up there with umpa-lumpas. the source of nightmares.
i hate the wizard of oz for many reasons. the flying monkeys is at the top of the list.
i minion or one that carers out others biding.
that brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.
an elite race of all-powerful sh-t throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of sh-t and j-zz.
yo, don’t f-ck with the flying monkeys.
a 40 oz (typically a fine olde english 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. consume fully and enjoy the effects. this monkey’s got wiiings.
why is cam running around in the snow totally naked?

oh, it’s okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0< a rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the republican party line, and consistant repet-tion of talking points from fox news or conservative radio hosts. may also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey. can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com the flying monkeys hate the new deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it. the act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a standing female partner. while performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head. this past weekend i finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the flying monkey! 1 2 next › last »

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