when you are standing on the beach naked and a bird thinks your p*n*s is a hotdog and flys down and grabs it.
guy: man i was at the beach yesterday and i was flying succed!
guy 2: thats awful 🙁
this is a very unusual name but it is a very beutiful and talented girl who can dance and prance yulexy laughs and crysee all the time
a wigger that thinks he’s the sh*t and dresses in fake *ss clothing and thinks he has it all and shows off on social media. you know the f*ckboi trevor hes so fake just like a slumbracolus
- laying under the stars
a suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have s*xual intercourse outdoors legs up under the stars, look at venus while we can see ur*n*s i’m h*rny, it’s getting late, i can’t take you home tonight and we’re in such a romantic spot…would you mind laying under the stars tonight?
- guns and ships
what lafayette (in hamilton: the musical) came back with. lafayette: i went to the french for more funds, and came back with more guns and ships, and so the balance shifts