Flying Thrust
the flying thrust is one of the most difficult s-xual maneuvers of all time. its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.
the basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
step 1: nude it up!
step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (sl-tty girls recommended for beginners)
step 3: check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
step 4: prepare for entry (get hard)
the final step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.
warning!
to attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken p-n-s, you have been warned.
completion of this maneuver will result in you making legendary status for life
that is the flying thrust!
guy 1: hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
guy 2: i think i broke my p-n-s last night.
guy 1: you attempted the flying thrust didn’t you?
guy 2: you know it! =d
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