flypuppy
conceptual name that gives the impression that this a cute little lady. the cruel reality is that it is a big ugly hefalump of a bloke.
online chat conversation
expecant bloke – hi, that is a cute name you have.
flypuppy – err, thanks
eb – what do you like to do?
flypuppy – drink beer and watch rugby
eb – wow, that is really cool for a chick
flypuppy – i’ll send you a picture
eb – great, i can’t wait!!!
flypuppy – do you want a topless photo
eb – flypuppy – there you go. enjoy. eb –
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