flytulence
combination of “flatulence” and “fly,” describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at alt-tude. due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. the joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to george carlin)
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