FMBL
f-ck my boring life.
ripped from fml – f-ck my life
person 1 – “wanna go hang out tonight?”
person 2 – “nah i can’t. i have to do ch-r-s. fmbl.”
f-ck my battery life.
perfect for those people who have awesome phones that have sh-t battery life.
guy: dude, i’ve got eclair running on my g1. it’s awesome but my phone is always dying. fmbl
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