FMBO

pr-nounced “fim-bo” this acronym stands for the common slang of extremely rigorous and satisfying coitus. slang terminology is f-ck(ed) my brains out. it is phrase more common among the younger male demographic; however it has been known to be used by both the super f-cking cool chick and sl-t demographics of the female gender.
present tense: i really wish that my new secretary would fmbo. i’d give her a big f-cking raise if she did.

past tense: my secretary fmbo’d me last night. it was f-ckin great, i fired her today though cuz she spilled coffee on my godd-mn tps report.
farting my brains out
i had no idea what lmao meant, but i would see it everywhere, so finally i asked what it was on twitter and it seemed like i was the only one clueless about it. but i thought, well if someone can just make that up then at least have be more amusing, hence fmbo. use it just like you use lmao

omg!!! fmbo!!!

enjoy!
discovered by a guy named vivian, fmbo is more commonly known as “p-ssflaps disorder.” a form of tourette syndrome, this act of extreme profanity can often be heard in a pub where darts are being thrown. it is most commonly triggered when a dart misses its mark.
fmbo can cause an individual to draw terms and ideas from the deepest bowels of his consciousness; often offesive, shocking, and down-right disturbing! terms shouted out are often incongruous and confusing to others but seem to make sense to the individual suffering from fmbo.
‘fmbo” stands for f-cking mother b-tch ovary
vivian was sitting on his couch watching rugby when a try by france triggered an outbreak of fmbo causing him to shout, “jesus f-cks magical midgets in the -ss until they bleed!”