FMF Paradox


f-cking my family paradox, the theory you can never get too close to someone who is having s-x with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. also can be used as f-cking my sister paradox or f-cking my mother paradox.
friend 1: my sister’s boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend.

friend 2: so what’s wrong with that?

friend 1: fmf paradox man, it’s too awkward.

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