FMIM
acronym for “f-ck me it’s monday”
elise: oh my god, underground was so awesome this weekend.
sarah: totally. sucks that we have to work tomorrow.
elise: fmim.
acronym for “f-ck me it’s monday”
“starting the weekly grind all over again. fmim.”
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