FML club


a group of miserable f-cks, who are still cl-ssy and regal, that fail at everyday attempts in life. often resulting in mutual drinking and b-tching about how bad thier lives suck -ss.
friend one “hey man, whats up? ”
friend two “my life f-cking sucks.”

friend one “haha, your a f-cking failure!”
friend two “no sh-t man.”
friend one “join the fml club”

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