FML

nokio (dru hill and black angel down) claimed fml for his own and stated that it would no longer be a negative (see other definitions). fml stands for f-ck making love. it’s a grown man/woman thing referencing a one night stand, more specifically the act of “f-cking” versus “making love”.
she said “fml. tear down these walls, the one around my heart that makes it hard to get involved and the one around the place that you want to get inside.”
means fix my lighthouse. back in the 17th century, lighthouse keepers were tthe b-tt of everyone’s jokes. when a lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be “why dont you fix my lighthouse!” which was shortened over time to fml. this term was made famous in the great battle of the sole bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their gl-sses.
“if you are going to take the p-ss out of me then why don’t you fml!
short for: f-ck my life
i just totally dropped that p-ss. fml guys.
an acronym for f-ck my life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their embarr-ssing stories. they all start with today and end with fml
today, i put skittles up my v-g-n-, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. as he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn’t get it out. i ended in up in the er for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. fml.
made popular from the teen movie superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says “f-ck my life”.

fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
broseph: yo i got a 85 on the test, how’d you do?
brosk: i failed, fml.
this commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
girl: fml i’m studying for a test. my life sucks.

boy: fml my parents won’t buy me a new car. my life sucks.

it: fml my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because i stole then crashed their car and am failing all my cl-sses because i don’t do cr-p. my life sucks.
1) acronym. stands for “f-ck my life”. used liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. generally used as shorthand for “nothing is going right in my life” or “my life sucks”.

2) name/song t-tle. “fml” is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist deadmau5. fml is track one off the alb-m ent-tled “for lack of a better name” released in 2009.
when i saw deadmau5 perform fml live my ears -j-c-l-t-d!
f-ck my life
when one is in a bad situation and needs to fill that agravated sigh in with a word.
“dude i think your mom is making out with that guy again.”

“fml….not again.”

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