FMLA
fire my lame -ss
“kurt left his computer unlocked, rating him high on the fmla meter”
family medical leave of absence. authorization to leave work to tend to a next of kin’s sickness.
after the accident, joe’s wife was bedridden for two weeks, so he took fmla.
an acronym for “f-ck my life, -ss”, taken from the family and medical leave act’s way of scr-w-ng you over.
my employer won’t let me take off due to my family member’s illness…fmla!
f-cking-mexican-lazy–ss
i don’t feel like working today. i think my fmla is acting up.
f-ck my life and sh-t
you have to say it by the letters like “omg” or “lol”
pr-nounced: ef em el ay es
remember to blend it together so it sounds smoth runnin goff the tongue like one word
“ahhhh fmlas….”
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