fmlb means f*ck my life bro it originates of of fml which mean f*ck my life
omg fmlb this girl keeps rejecting me
the definition of having extreme pleasure out of your current situation sitting on that cold seat of the forklift enpleasured my feeling of wet pants i was experiencing
a stupid f*cking c*nt with a squeaky voice and doesnt know how to stop singing his favorite katy perry songs. stfu ur such a ratson
- russian foot race
a foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder. i was at a frat party but left when the russian foot races started with the prospects.
- tactical peen
a secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion. i was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in nola.