fmmfl
f-ck my mother f-cking life.
its reserved for reallllly awful things that might happen to you.
“weren’t you going to take a bath before we left?”
“yeah, but i decided against it”
“didn’t you turn on the water?!”
“oh f-ck, i did! fmmfl!”
f-ck my mother f-cking life. used on special occasions, when you really f-ck up or you just get f-cked.
i’ve just got two speeding tickets, two parking tickets, fired from my job, kicked out of school, and arrested because my license plate didn’t match my old registration. fmmfl!
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