FMP
“f-ck me pumps”
pumps as in shoes, f-ck me being the describing adjective
be sure to wear your fmps to the club tonight!
acronym: f-ck me pumps
she was wearing fmp’s, so we figured she was a sl-t.
f-ck me please
guy: you look so hot today.
gurl: so? what your point?
guy: fmp
gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)
“f-ck me please” can be used either as a pr-noun or as a verb when discussing a person of major s-xyness
(usually a female referring to a male)
pro:girl1: “holy sh-t…have you seen the new kid?!
girl2: “zomg, yea total fmp”
verb: girl:”holy cr-p, i just want him to fmp”
abbreviation for f-ck me pink.
mickey – “see the young one with the m-ssive rack over there?”
ted – “fmp she’s hot”
fixed my post – something one replies with to correct themselves.
i really hate pie
edit: i really love pie
fmp
face meets palm
1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: f-ck! -fmp
2. dumb blonde: the capital of united states is los angeles
date: o___o -fmp
3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother’s expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you’re gonna finish that stack load of homework you’re suppose to be doing cuz it’s due first thing tomorrow morning. -fmp&fml moment
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