FNOD


to suddenly acquire a severe case of narcolepsy and not be able to stay awake during meetings at work.
“i need some coffee before this meeting or i’m going to fnod big time.”

“did you see kim during the meeting? she fnod’d and fell on the floor. i don’t know who put the dog p–p there but it’s all over her face. her face got redacted with p–p because she fnod’d.”

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