fns


for nostalgia’s sake
i haven’t watched my neighbor totoro in since i was a kid… i’m gonna watch it again fns.
for nostalgia’s sake; do something for the past great memories.
i popped in the legend of zelda into my old nes fns :d
(flaw n-gg- sh-t) the state or being of a flaw stereotypical african american
1.”wasn’t you suppose to go pick up your girl an hour ago?”
naw she can walk.
“dangggg, thats that fns.”

2.”a man, why you ran when i got jumped?”
you got jumped?
“f-ck you man! you on that fns!”
fns stands for flared nostril syndrome. it occurs when someone has abnormally large and/or flared nostrils all the time. a perfect example of this syndrome is on mark texiera of the yankees, he has a bad case of it.
hey man, what’s wrong with that guy’s nose?

nothing, he just has a bad case of fns.

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