Fobify
when a fob says an american word that is completely pr-nounced in their native tongue.
when someone says “i want to go to the beach” they actually say “i want to go to the b-tch”
or when someone says “f-ck you” they actually say “puck you”
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- Poop FaceTime
to partic-p-te in a facetime conversation on one’s iphone or ipad while sitting on the toilet, taking a p–p. an evolution of the p–p text andrew hates it when i p–p text him, so i p–p facetimed him instead!
- poop satchel
a device use to harness/ensnare p–p or fecal particles for future use. “dude, i just totally caught your fart in my brand-new p–p satchel. i’m saving it for later to give to my mom” sh-t-bag wow this weed sucks it is a p–psatchel
- pooralysis
you know when you have to sh-t so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can’t hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and -oooooohhhhh-…. cl-ssic case of pooralysis i had the worst […]
- scranus
the area on a man’s body found between the scr-t-m and -n-s. also known as “the seams of life” because if one tears his scr-n-s his soul will fall out. i tore my scr-n-s and my soul fell out. the flabby stinky skin between your dingleberry tree and ur tea bagger mom will u please […]
- Scratching Teeth
the act in which two individuals make physical contact by scr-ping their teeth together. this cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. the two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers. the sensation created is similar to eating with […]