foilhatters


rabid conspiracy theorists. known for their favorite fashion accesory, the hat made of tinfoil. favorite fodder includes the president, extraterrestrials, celebrities, or their parents.
avoid any conversations with foilhatters at all costs if you value your sanity.

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