Folditis
when its time to go to pound town but either a, she isn’t wet enough or b, you aint hard enough. both scenarios resulting in the same: a pathetic attempt to insert, usually ending up with your semi-hard chub either folding over on itslef or just completely scrunching up like an accordion
dude last night i was so close to getting it in with mary but due to either the excess of vodka or the lack of edm tunes being cranked, i caught a bad case of the folditis
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