Folger’s Morning
have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. then set up a box fan and set it on high. lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
the folger’s morning left me needing a shower.
have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. then set up a box fan and set it on high. lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
the folger’s morning left me needing a shower.
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