Follicular Embellishment
the act of drastically improving a persons hairstyle under the influence
have you seen basti lately?! holy rusty c-nt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!
Read Also:
- blunckin' it
to take a sh-t and read a current issue of popular science at the same time. man, that beef and bean burrito went right through my colon like a freight train. i feel like blunckin’ it now.
- charming the one eyed trouser snake
a new term which i just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation. martin: i watched some wicked hardcore p-rn last night mate. matt: really? martin: yeah, it was so good that i couldn’t resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!! matt: cool
- Charnk
the act of forcing a male genital into the female’s lungs during oral s-x, causing anaphlactic shock, killing the female, while making the throat feel like a v-g-n- for the male. d-mn cop’s nearly caught me charnking that b-tch last night. if you charnk me david i will haunt you the rest of your life. […]
- blutzed
a)literally, “blunted” + “blitzed” b) the feeling that one feels when mixing drinking with smoking weed. “dude, i am totally blutzed right now. p-ss that bowl.”
- Boat Poon
when visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be sl-tty looking girls hanging around the entrance. they are near the boat – they will sell their poon. hence the name – boat poon. (walking to the boat) ben: hey look at those girls? clay: yep, boat poon!