Following the 9th Leader
talking to your self in the bathroom in a manner that others may find creepy or uncomfortable. this also includes yelling to yourself. yelling may happen while engaged in hand to gland combat
guy 1: “did you hear that guy in there? he was saying all kinds of weird things”
guy 2: “like what?”
guy 1: “he kept on saying ‘i’m sorry’ after i heard a smacking noise. he also said other things such as ‘this is working 101%’ and ‘follow the ninth leader!’
guy 2: oh yea, i think i heard that same guy telling a medeval fairy tale to himself once. he was definatly following the 9th leader.
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