FOMOONO
fear of missing out on nerding out. (foh-moo-noh)
the terror experienced by a lover of knowledge upon realizing that fellow lovers of knowledge may be expressing this love somewhere else, sans and unbeknownst to the former.
bro 1: “were you talking about the eccentricity of ellipses last night?? without me?!”
chick: “that’s some serious fomoono you got going on right now.”
bro 2: “yeah chill out. we’ll watch cosmos later, i promise.”
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