fondle Buddha
fondle buddha
addendum: i should mention that this is not meant to offend any buddhists. this was taken from a situation in which a good christian friend brought a small figure of buddha as a purported good luck charm. his “tell” was when he rubbed buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of “fondle buddha”.
to bluff during a game of poker
“i don’t know if i should call or fold; i’m pretty sure that guy is fondling buddha.”
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