fondle the mailman
card game introduced by arthur spooner on the king of queens.
arthur: alright fellas, the game is called kick the dog…threes, sixes, nines, one-eyed jacks, and suicide kings are wild.
doug: tell you what, arthur, why don’t you just tell us what’s not wild.
arthur: that’s fondle the mailman, and we’re playing that next.
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